The Neverending Crazy World of Tom Cruise

Easter maybe over, but thats not without a constant diet of crazy Tom Cruise interviews in parade.com and GQ and the ongoing neverending Katie Holmes pregnancy. Here's some of the highlights - or that should probably be lowlights

• Tom plans to eat his alleged baby's placenta - I saw the ABC interview with Diane Sawyer - and he did correct himself after a long pause, a scary stare and a glint in the eye. Then he guffawed and said it was a joke. Who knows anymore.
  
• Cruise and Katie have fantastic sex. I'm sure thats something Ma and Pa Holmes never ever wanted to know - and neither did the rest of the world. Shudder
  
• A Swedish reporter 'dares' to ask Cruise some obvious questions about his ex-wives and scientology. Tom is not amused and storms off
  
• Cruise's fans/fellow cult members/himself/all of the above sabotage a parade.com poll to make it seem like the media are crazy - not Tom
  
• Katie goes shopping
  
• Katie does some more shopping
  
• Indepedent newspaper reporter dares to infiltrate scientology compound and finds its just as scary as Tom
  
• Tom claims you can be a scientologist and a Catholic. But its irrelevant, because Katie is now just a scientologist
  
• Jumping the couch is the new jumping the couch
  
• Cruise will be in Rome for the MI:pointless sequel. Nevermind that Katie's still pregnant. Then he'll do some running around NYC for the US premier on May 3. And yeah, she's still pregnant
  
• Tom goes to baby seminars. Maybe because his last 2 kids didn't count
  

I think thats enough Cruise for the day. Thankfully