George Michael Blames Elton for Everything

When everything is going wrong in your life, there's always one person to blame - well, if you're George Michael there is. And that man is Elton John.

Thats right. If it wasn't for Elton, George would not have been found slumped in his car with a stash of cannabis. He would not have hit 3 parked cars - then again he's just a terrible driver. Well, thats ok then.

For all his problems - it's all because of Elton John when, about 18 months ago, he said he hadn't seen George for years. Thats apparantly started George's current Soap Opera. Personally, I can find better things to watch.