Are TomKat Married?

One of the greatest unanswered mysteries of the year? Probably not. And does anyone care about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' strange relationship. Probably not. But current gossip out there is that the twosome got married onboard Scientology's cruise ship, Freewinds (no joke there, honest)

According to the National Enquirer

The National Enquirer can exclusively reveal that they exchanged vows in a brief 30-minute ceremony in the Caribbean last July — just four months after they met.

The wedding was attended by Tom's Scientology pals John Travolta and Kirstie Alley and Katie's "minder" Jessica Rodriguez. Katie, 27, wore a beautiful flowing white dress for the secret nuptials.

Believe it? I doubt it.

But my book on this:

They're married 6/1
They're not married Evens
They'll never get married 1/3
No-one cares 1/10
They're aliens so it doesn't matter 20/1